Thursday, April 14, 2011

Fucking dog ate the blueberries

My goddamn dog got into the blueberries and at some of them before they could get ripe.  Asshole.  I slapped him and then he went right back in.  Jerk.  So I slapped him again.

I suppose I'll review the last video game I played.  GTA IV.  I bought it when it first came out and played it off and on.  I've been a fan of the series since GTAIII and thought San Andreas was the peak of the series.  IV is a good game, it just never quite made the leap that the previous ones did.  Most of the improvements between it and SA are graphics and car physics.  Everything other improvement is mediocre at best.  The city looks the same no matter which island you're on and the missions are all pretty much the same: kill a bunch of guys and/or drive all the way across the map.  I'm not quite sure what I expected out of IV, but I don't think the "improvements" are that great once you get past the graphics.  Online multiplayer was a great addition though, even if the lobbies needed refinement.

3 comments:

  1. I remember when GTA III came out. I was ecstatic

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  2. sometimes you just have to tell your dog to "check yahself before you wreck yahself"
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